Dear gentlemen (especially Mr. Philippi) of Exclusive Racing Series,
On behalf of the Formula One Group I hereby reply to your letter dated August 26.
It seems Mr. Philippi is a fast and responsible driver indeed. I’ve heared he has been driver of the year (back in time when he was a bit younger) at www.ExclusiveRacingSeries.nl and has made a lot of improvement with his virtual F1 team in the last years. I know, because me and Mr. Charlie Whiting discussed him this morning while drinking a splendid cup of English Tea. Thereafter I’ve been talking to Mr. Arrivabene as well, for I know Mr. Philippi is a Ferrari lover in the beginning. Since Ferrari wants to get rid of Sebastian Vettel (who’s a janker!), Maurizio would love te see Mr. Philippi very soon to have a testday in the 2017 Ferrari F1, which is a modified SF16-H.
So, don’t call me; I’ll call you…
Mr. Bernard Charles Ecclestone